Noise Disturbances Pillows

Dog Work Ethics

Future garbage truck driver.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Noisy energy?

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

Bagpipes in the bath.

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

'Teenage Beethoven.'

Cat and Broom

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

French Animal Noises.

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

"Thank you."

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

"Primal scream therapy drawbacks."

Making noise in the cinema

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

"I can practice a different song."

"I keep hearing this annoying buzzing noise!"

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

Soccer Fans.

Person playing the cymbals.

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'

Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! What's that malfunctioning machine? It's a "Justin Beeper"!