Man's dentures hold cigar.
Nocturnal Humorist Gifts
Looking for a clever gift for the nocturnal humorist in your life? Our collection features witty, playful products that celebrate the joys and quirks of being active after dark. Perfect for night owls, creative souls, and those who thrive in the midnight hours—find fun mug, t-shirt, pillow, and print options that speak to their night-loving spirit.
"Jeff, wake up. I just remembered what I was furious at you for."
'I'm getting kind of tired of working so much at night.'
Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!
"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."
"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."
Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.
A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.
"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"
Macbeth: Take Two
"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."
'Your night writing book, madam.'
"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."
"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."
Ghost puddle
Job Safety - Pumpkin.
The following is a paid political announcement.
"The mad king ruled by chaos and corruption. He pitted everyone against each other, and they all lived divisively ever after. The end."
'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'
"I don't like space."
'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'
Fancy a pint?
Downside of a memory foam mattress.
'You complete me.'
"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."
A few Halloween costume ideas.
'I'm dressed as a vat inspector.'
"Whadd ya wanna be for Halloween, Bro?"
'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'
"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"
"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"
" ...so I said, 'what the heck', and installed an MP3 player too."
Halloween sculptor
"I'm the Grin Reaper."
Witch Doctor
Nocturnal Humorist Gifts Collection
Nocturnal Humorist Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that speak to nocturnal humorists—perfect for late nights, laughs, and coffee-fueled creativity.
Nocturnal Humorist Pillows
Find pillows that celebrate the night owl in your life—plush, humorous, and perfect for their cozy, nocturnal spaces.
Nocturnal Humorist Prints
Check out our art prints that capture the wit and charm of the nocturnal humorist—ideal for decorating their late-night hangout spots.
Nocturnal Humorist T-Shirts
Browse our t-shirts designed for night owls—fun, witty, and comfortable for any late-night escapades or creative endeavors.