No-luggage Lover Gifts

'No luggage.'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Airport

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"How's my tripping you up?"

"They said whatever you left in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas."

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

'I am not checking this because it's my purse.'

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

"You overpacked again."

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

"How many bags to check in, sir?" "Only one piece of hand luggage." (case in the shape of a giraffe).

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

All gates.

"It is called, appropriately, 'The Carry-all' "

Seagulls landing

Baggage Claim

"Just barking will do."

"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."