Nitpicking Enthusiast Gifts

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

You are what you eat!

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

'Nuts, nuts, nothing but nuts!' When Squirrels Search Their Family Trees.

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

'It's what I always say... You are what you eat'.

Eat More Salted Nuts

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

Mixed Nuts

'When I learned, 'you are what you eat', I realised I was nuts.'

Squirrels eating different types of nuts.

'Too much hazel, not enough nut.'

'So we finally dropped the big one.'

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

Every cashew is an individually harvested seed bathed in acid. What a nut. What a world.

"I'm sorry but I can't bring the dessert menu until you at least try to finish your peas and carrots, it's policy."

A squirrel examines a nut in safe deposit box.

Poet and Peasant

"This cheap wine doesn't have a cork to smell, but the label is scratch and sniff."

'Let's get nuts.'

'He's a lousy CEO, but you should see him open a walnut.'

"I don’t know if this is just the cashews talking, but I find you absolutely delightful."