Nail-biting Nitpicker Gifts

Searching for a humorous gift for a meticulous nitpicker or someone who just loves catching the tiniest details? Our creative collection offers amusing and thoughtful items that celebrate their keen eye. From quirky mugs to witty t-shirts, find the perfect way to say you appreciate their attention to detail and sharp eye for perfection.

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'That's what happens when you bite your nails.'

'That's what happens when you bite your nails.' mockup

'That's what happens when you bite your nails.'

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It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas mockup

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

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"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'" mockup

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

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'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.' mockup

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

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'There it is! I've isolated the origin of the firm's demise.'

'There it is! I've isolated the origin of the firm's demise.' mockup

'There it is! I've isolated the origin of the firm's demise.'

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'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.' mockup

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

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The company's going bankrupt,you'll need to get someone in to bite my nails for me!

The company's going bankrupt,you'll need to get someone in to bite my nails for me! mockup

The company's going bankrupt,you'll need to get someone in to bite my nails for me!

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"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook." mockup

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

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"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant." mockup

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

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"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?" mockup

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

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'In these estimates, I've tried, like always, to err on the side of total lunacy.'

'In these estimates, I've tried, like always, to err on the side of total lunacy.' mockup

'In these estimates, I've tried, like always, to err on the side of total lunacy.'

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Reality home-improvement show.

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The Job Interview

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'Stop biting your nails son and get to sleep!'

'Stop biting your nails son and get to sleep!' mockup

'Stop biting your nails son and get to sleep!'

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Wonder vend - Eat me, devour me, chew me...

Wonder vend - Eat me, devour me, chew me... mockup

Wonder vend - Eat me, devour me, chew me...

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'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?' mockup

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

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"Look! The name is Donder! Not Donner! It's Donder! Got it? Good!"

"Look! The name is Donder! Not Donner! It's Donder! Got it? Good!" mockup

"Look! The name is Donder! Not Donner! It's Donder! Got it? Good!"

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"When I was a child I spoke as a child... but when I became a man I put away childish things... except for my Cocoa Puffs... I still love Cocoa Puffs."

"When I was a child I spoke as a child... but when I became a man I put away childish things... except for my Cocoa Puffs... I still love Cocoa Puffs." mockup

"When I was a child I spoke as a child... but when I became a man I put away childish things... except for my Cocoa Puffs... I still love Cocoa Puffs."

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