Nail-biting Nitpicker Pillows

Add a touch of humor to their space with pillows that cheer on their detail obsession—soft, funny, and utterly relatable for the creative nitpicker.

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'That's what happens when you bite your nails.'

'That's what happens when you bite your nails.' mockup

'That's what happens when you bite your nails.'

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It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas mockup

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

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"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'" mockup

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

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'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.' mockup

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

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'There it is! I've isolated the origin of the firm's demise.'

'There it is! I've isolated the origin of the firm's demise.' mockup

'There it is! I've isolated the origin of the firm's demise.'

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'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.' mockup

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

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The company's going bankrupt,you'll need to get someone in to bite my nails for me!

The company's going bankrupt,you'll need to get someone in to bite my nails for me! mockup

The company's going bankrupt,you'll need to get someone in to bite my nails for me!

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"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook." mockup

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

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"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant." mockup

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

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"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?" mockup

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

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'In these estimates, I've tried, like always, to err on the side of total lunacy.'

'In these estimates, I've tried, like always, to err on the side of total lunacy.' mockup

'In these estimates, I've tried, like always, to err on the side of total lunacy.'

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Reality home-improvement show.

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The Job Interview

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'Stop biting your nails son and get to sleep!'

'Stop biting your nails son and get to sleep!' mockup

'Stop biting your nails son and get to sleep!'

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Wonder vend - Eat me, devour me, chew me...

Wonder vend - Eat me, devour me, chew me... mockup

Wonder vend - Eat me, devour me, chew me...

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'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?' mockup

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

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"Look! The name is Donder! Not Donner! It's Donder! Got it? Good!"

"Look! The name is Donder! Not Donner! It's Donder! Got it? Good!" mockup

"Look! The name is Donder! Not Donner! It's Donder! Got it? Good!"

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"When I was a child I spoke as a child... but when I became a man I put away childish things... except for my Cocoa Puffs... I still love Cocoa Puffs."

"When I was a child I spoke as a child... but when I became a man I put away childish things... except for my Cocoa Puffs... I still love Cocoa Puffs." mockup

"When I was a child I spoke as a child... but when I became a man I put away childish things... except for my Cocoa Puffs... I still love Cocoa Puffs."

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'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.' mockup

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

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Ditching Masks as Lockdown Eases

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Carpenter.

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'Well, it might be hard to believe now, but in my youth, I was the fastest animal on land...'

'Well, it might be hard to believe now, but in my youth, I was the fastest animal on land...' mockup

'Well, it might be hard to believe now, but in my youth, I was the fastest animal on land...'

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'Second childhood menu, please!'

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"I miss indoor dining"

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Inland Revenue Complaints Dept.

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Book Burp

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The Food Free Food Aisle

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"Things are looking grim Jenkins, get someone in to start chewing my nails for me."

"Things are looking grim Jenkins, get someone in to start chewing my nails for me." mockup

"Things are looking grim Jenkins, get someone in to start chewing my nails for me."

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'I miss our old fashioned candlelight dinners.'

'I miss our old fashioned candlelight dinners.' mockup

'I miss our old fashioned candlelight dinners.'

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"Fidget spinners, bubble poppers... I'm old school. I just bite my nails."

"Fidget spinners, bubble poppers... I'm old school. I just bite my nails." mockup

"Fidget spinners, bubble poppers... I'm old school. I just bite my nails."

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'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?' mockup

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'

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"Believe me, you're not the first guy who tried to impress a date by saying the book was better than the movie not knowing it was never a book."

"Believe me, you're not the first guy who tried to impress a date by saying the book was better than the movie not knowing it was never a book." mockup

"Believe me, you're not the first guy who tried to impress a date by saying the book was better than the movie not knowing it was never a book."

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"Well, if you're sure 7x8 doesn't equal 62, then we'll have to recall 3 million units."

"Well, if you're sure 7x8 doesn't equal 62, then we'll have to recall 3 million units." mockup

"Well, if you're sure 7x8 doesn't equal 62, then we'll have to recall 3 million units."

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'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.' mockup

'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.'

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Nail-biting Nitpicker Pillows Collection

Nail-biting Nitpicker Mugs

Looking for more witty mugs? Check out our entire range of charming and humorous designs perfect for the nitpicker.

Nail-biting Nitpicker Prints

Discover prints that celebrate the art of nitpicking—perfect for decorating a space with personality and wit.

Nail-biting Nitpicker T-Shirts

Explore our collection of witty t-shirts that speak to the meticulous and playful side of your nitpicker friend.