Idealist Nitpicker Pillows

No One Is Ever Good Enough For Mr. Persnickety

USA Hangs the Dove of Peace

Citizen of the world.

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

'Idealist'

'There it is! I've isolated the origin of the firm's demise.'

On John Lennon: 'WE may say he's a dreamer,...but he's not the only one.'

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

'In these estimates, I've tried, like always, to err on the side of total lunacy.'

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"...I thought I was too smart, too idealistic to end up this way, but LOOK at me! I've become an entrenched bureaucrat!"

"Students always think that they're going to change the world..."

A hippie saying "Peace"

"Let's run away and make a new life for ourselves filled with completely different problems."

'Cute girl from philosophy. . . BBQ at Dave's. I wonder if she's going?. . . Flat meeting to talk about me not doing my share.'

Wonder vend - Eat me, devour me, chew me...

I love a lazy Sunday. What do we have planned, Dear? Just the usual. Oh yes. What time shall we do it? How about now? Sounds good. I'm ready. One, two, three … You kids get off my lawn! Now let's snuggle. We're not even on your lawn! Quit sassin'!

"Look! The name is Donder! Not Donner! It's Donder! Got it? Good!"

Non-profit organization chart

Society for the Furtherance of Liberal Thought.

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

Sad Statue of Liberty

'World peace? Mmm, isn't that just an idealistic cliche?'

Recycling: Hopes and Dreams

Optimistic Optometry: Sale Rose-colored glasses.

Democrats: Dreaming of doing good works.

'Bob, give it up. It's just crazy pipe dreams.'

'Look - decide. Are you going to launch an attack on tradition, or make a few bob?'

Poor Man Who Thinks Big...

Human right/left.

Clancy: Exception to the rule

'I begged, I pleased with him. I told him he'd be wasting his life. Why would he want to open himself up to public vilification? A life of virtual poverty, of shattered dreams!'