Academic Nitpicker Pillows

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"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'" mockup

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

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"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college." mockup

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

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"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go." mockup

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

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"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class." mockup

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

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'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.' mockup

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

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'There it is! I've isolated the origin of the firm's demise.'

'There it is! I've isolated the origin of the firm's demise.' mockup

'There it is! I've isolated the origin of the firm's demise.'

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"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up." mockup

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

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Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving. mockup

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

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"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant." mockup

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

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"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?" mockup

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

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'In these estimates, I've tried, like always, to err on the side of total lunacy.'

'In these estimates, I've tried, like always, to err on the side of total lunacy.' mockup

'In these estimates, I've tried, like always, to err on the side of total lunacy.'

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'Medea' Studies

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"Summer's coming. How does pre-med camp sound."

"Summer's coming. How does pre-med camp sound." mockup

"Summer's coming. How does pre-med camp sound."

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Birth of the Perpetual Fundraising Industry.

Birth of the Perpetual Fundraising Industry. mockup

Birth of the Perpetual Fundraising Industry.

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Cheating Alien

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"The best thing about winning an academic decathlon...is the new friends you make."

"The best thing about winning an academic decathlon...is the new friends you make." mockup

"The best thing about winning an academic decathlon...is the new friends you make."

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"I can't wait to get home and insult my parents from a position of authority."

"I can't wait to get home and insult my parents from a position of authority." mockup

"I can't wait to get home and insult my parents from a position of authority."

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Chad cheats death – and would live on to lead a very stupid life.

Chad cheats death – and would live on to lead a very stupid life. mockup

Chad cheats death – and would live on to lead a very stupid life.

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'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?' mockup

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

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"I didn't actually read the book. I listened to it on audio."

"I didn't actually read the book. I listened to it on audio." mockup

"I didn't actually read the book. I listened to it on audio."

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Wonder vend - Eat me, devour me, chew me...

Wonder vend - Eat me, devour me, chew me... mockup

Wonder vend - Eat me, devour me, chew me...

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"Look! The name is Donder! Not Donner! It's Donder! Got it? Good!"

"Look! The name is Donder! Not Donner! It's Donder! Got it? Good!" mockup

"Look! The name is Donder! Not Donner! It's Donder! Got it? Good!"

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'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.' mockup

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

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'Tell me. Did the 253 internships come before or after the Ph.D in English?'

'Tell me. Did the 253 internships come before or after the Ph.D in English?' mockup

'Tell me. Did the 253 internships come before or after the Ph.D in English?'

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'I'm in a molting period. I'm shedding all my French philosophers.'

'I'm in a molting period. I'm shedding all my French philosophers.' mockup

'I'm in a molting period. I'm shedding all my French philosophers.'

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Inland Revenue Complaints Dept.

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The Food Free Food Aisle

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'I'm majoring in 'Business' with a minor in 'None Of Your Business.''

'I'm majoring in 'Business' with a minor in 'None Of Your Business.'' mockup

'I'm majoring in 'Business' with a minor in 'None Of Your Business.''

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'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?' mockup

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'

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"Believe me, you're not the first guy who tried to impress a date by saying the book was better than the movie not knowing it was never a book."

"Believe me, you're not the first guy who tried to impress a date by saying the book was better than the movie not knowing it was never a book." mockup

"Believe me, you're not the first guy who tried to impress a date by saying the book was better than the movie not knowing it was never a book."

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Royal Wedding Mania

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"Well, if you're sure 7x8 doesn't equal 62, then we'll have to recall 3 million units."

"Well, if you're sure 7x8 doesn't equal 62, then we'll have to recall 3 million units." mockup

"Well, if you're sure 7x8 doesn't equal 62, then we'll have to recall 3 million units."

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"He died at the end. There. I've spoiled every story every written."

"He died at the end. There. I've spoiled every story every written." mockup

"He died at the end. There. I've spoiled every story every written."

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Academic Nitpicker Pillows Collection

Academic Nitpicker Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that are perfect for the academic nitpicker, featuring witty and clever designs for coffee or tea.

Academic Nitpicker Prints

Discover our print collection that captures the essence of intellectual precision and passion for learning.

Academic Nitpicker T-Shirts

Browse our witty t-shirts, ideal for academic nitpickers who love to show off their love for detail with humor and style.