Festive Nitpicker Gifts

Searching for a gift for someone who loves to nitpick during the festivities? Our curated collection features fun, clever items that acknowledge their meticulous nature with humor and charm, perfect for the holiday cheer.

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"Look! The name is Donder! Not Donner! It's Donder! Got it? Good!"

"Look! The name is Donder! Not Donner! It's Donder! Got it? Good!" mockup

"Look! The name is Donder! Not Donner! It's Donder! Got it? Good!"

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"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'" mockup

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

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'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.' mockup

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

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'There it is! I've isolated the origin of the firm's demise.'

'There it is! I've isolated the origin of the firm's demise.' mockup

'There it is! I've isolated the origin of the firm's demise.'

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"The cookies are always stale."

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"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?" mockup

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

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'In these estimates, I've tried, like always, to err on the side of total lunacy.'

'In these estimates, I've tried, like always, to err on the side of total lunacy.' mockup

'In these estimates, I've tried, like always, to err on the side of total lunacy.'

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Pucker up!

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Christmas escape plan

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Clearing Away Christmas

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'Where were you on the night of October 31st?'

'Where were you on the night of October 31st?' mockup

'Where were you on the night of October 31st?'

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"People seem to be saying, Christmas is early, much earlier than they did last year."

"People seem to be saying, Christmas is early, much earlier than they did last year." mockup

"People seem to be saying, Christmas is early, much earlier than they did last year."

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'Twas the night after Christmas.

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'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?' mockup

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

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"So, you're claiming 32 million gifts as a legitimate business expense."

"So, you're claiming 32 million gifts as a legitimate business expense." mockup

"So, you're claiming 32 million gifts as a legitimate business expense."

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'Bless you!'

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"I think climate change could be a factor in this election."

"I think climate change could be a factor in this election." mockup

"I think climate change could be a factor in this election."

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Chewing on Happy Birthday letters. mockup

Chewing on Happy Birthday letters.

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"I can't believe it's that time of year already."

"I can't believe it's that time of year already." mockup

"I can't believe it's that time of year already."

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Easter chocolate

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Inland Revenue Complaints Dept.

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"I set your phone to remind you every 5 minutes of what I want for Christmas. It's annoying, but effective."

"I set your phone to remind you every 5 minutes of what I want for Christmas. It's annoying, but effective." mockup

"I set your phone to remind you every 5 minutes of what I want for Christmas. It's annoying, but effective."

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'I get stressed at Christmas time too, but it's not for the same reasons as you...'

'I get stressed at Christmas time too, but it's not for the same reasons as you...' mockup

'I get stressed at Christmas time too, but it's not for the same reasons as you...'

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'Hey, baby-pucker up!...Come over here and give Santa a big ol'smoocheroo!'

'Hey, baby-pucker up!...Come over here and give Santa a big ol'smoocheroo!' mockup

'Hey, baby-pucker up!...Come over here and give Santa a big ol'smoocheroo!'

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'No wine, but tidings of great joy.' mockup

'No wine, but tidings of great joy.'

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'Couldn't get insurance for my sled.' mockup

'Couldn't get insurance for my sled.'

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"Believe me, you're not the first guy who tried to impress a date by saying the book was better than the movie not knowing it was never a book."

"Believe me, you're not the first guy who tried to impress a date by saying the book was better than the movie not knowing it was never a book." mockup

"Believe me, you're not the first guy who tried to impress a date by saying the book was better than the movie not knowing it was never a book."

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'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.' mockup

'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.'

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"Well, if you're sure 7x8 doesn't equal 62, then we'll have to recall 3 million units."

"Well, if you're sure 7x8 doesn't equal 62, then we'll have to recall 3 million units." mockup

"Well, if you're sure 7x8 doesn't equal 62, then we'll have to recall 3 million units."

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'Bobby the brown nose reindeer never gained the same respect from Santa as his older brother Rudolph'

'Bobby the brown nose reindeer never gained the same respect from Santa as his older brother Rudolph' mockup

'Bobby the brown nose reindeer never gained the same respect from Santa as his older brother Rudolph'

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Bird Table/Table Bird.

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"He died at the end. There. I've spoiled every story every written."

"He died at the end. There. I've spoiled every story every written." mockup

"He died at the end. There. I've spoiled every story every written."

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Santa 'Three Wishes' Genie.

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'You should've guessed people would cut down on sweeps in this economy.'

'You should've guessed people would cut down on sweeps in this economy.' mockup

'You should've guessed people would cut down on sweeps in this economy.'

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Festive Nitpicker Gifts Collection

Festive Nitpicker Mugs

Explore our mugs collection for more festive nitpicker designs. Perfect for adding humor to their holiday mornings with a touch of wit.

Festive Nitpicker Pillows

Check out our pillows page for more festive nitpicker designs. Brighten up their holiday home with cozy, humorous decor.

Festive Nitpicker Prints

Discover more festive nitpicker prints to decorate their space. Perfect for celebrating their meticulous holiday spirit with a touch of artful humor.

Festive Nitpicker T-Shirts

Browse our t-shirt collection for more playful festive nitpicker styles. Great for holiday parties or relaxed days celebrating their love of detail.