Nirvana Explorer Gifts

'I've been reincarnated 47 time, and it's ALWAYS as some poor schlub sitting on a mountain!'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

reincarnated worm...

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Buddhist photo albums,

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

'Let me guess: you and everyone else?'

'You see? There are no Wall Street millionaires under your bed.'

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

The Meaning of Life/Tax Avoidance Advice.

Inbox and outbox for books

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

"I've made contact with your mother. She says she hates what you're wearing."

You are everywhere.

'Lost?! What are you talking about? I'm not lost!'

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

'I just found out that our credit union is illusory!'

'Go to Hell'

Coming Soon: Haunted Homes on 60-foot lots.

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

Route 666

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

'Yes, I know the Meaning of Life, but I've decided to franchise it!'