Nirvana Explorer Gifts

'I've been reincarnated 47 time, and it's ALWAYS as some poor schlub sitting on a mountain!'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

reincarnated worm...

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Astral Projection

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

Buddhist photo albums,

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

'You see? There are no Wall Street millionaires under your bed.'

'Let me guess: you and everyone else?'

The Meaning of Life/Tax Avoidance Advice.

Inbox and outbox for books

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

"I've made contact with your mother. She says she hates what you're wearing."

You are everywhere.

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

'Lost?! What are you talking about? I'm not lost!'

'I just found out that our credit union is illusory!'

Route 666

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

'Go to Hell'

Coming Soon: Haunted Homes on 60-foot lots.

It says, Did you know you can now call up any spirit for just 10