Nirvana Chaser Gifts

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'I'd like to enlighten you, but what if you're just illusory?'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Southwark Fair.

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Froh

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

The Great Rainbow of China

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

'Quick...follow that rainbow.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

Arch of Triumph Save

Desert Mirage

The Meaning of Life/Tax Avoidance Advice.

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

Happiness

"You are going on a long journey, with 2 breakdowns and no..."

'I'm bored.' - 'I'm bored and hot.'

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

"Wow! Greta must have peed in the water!"

"Never thought I'd see the day they clean the water tank."

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

'I just found out that our credit union is illusory!'

"Blueprints for Irish theme pub" found at the end of a rainbow