Nirvana Chaser Gifts

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'I'd like to enlighten you, but what if you're just illusory?'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Southwark Fair.

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Polar bear bowling alley

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

Froh

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

The Great Rainbow of China

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

'Quick...follow that rainbow.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

Desert Mirage

Arch of Triumph Save

The Meaning of Life/Tax Avoidance Advice.

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'I'm bored.' - 'I'm bored and hot.'

Happiness

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

"You are going on a long journey, with 2 breakdowns and no..."

"Never thought I'd see the day they clean the water tank."

'I just found out that our credit union is illusory!'

"Blueprints for Irish theme pub" found at the end of a rainbow

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."