Nirvana Nomad Gifts

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

Thumbing a Lift.

Woman knitting a washing line.

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

Tarzan mobile phone

The Meaning of Life/Tax Avoidance Advice.

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'I just found out that our credit union is illusory!'

Travel Scenes

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

The Galaxy's guide to Hitchhikers...Captain Hook.

'It's all made by stateless people, wanderers, nomads, whose only anchor is cheese.'

Subway Library

'Father maybe gone some time.'

Try out this summer's hot novels in a beach setting

'Yes, I know the Meaning of Life, but I've decided to franchise it!'

Here we are, living the great American novel, and there's no one to write it down for us.

'When the time comes, Goopta, I'd like to be bronzed.'