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'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Thumbing a Lift.

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

Woman knitting a washing line.

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

The Meaning of Life/Tax Avoidance Advice.

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

'Father maybe gone some time.'

Travel Scenes

The Galaxy's guide to Hitchhikers...Captain Hook.

'It's all made by stateless people, wanderers, nomads, whose only anchor is cheese.'

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

Subway Library

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

'I just found out that our credit union is illusory!'

'Yes, I know the Meaning of Life, but I've decided to franchise it!'

'When the time comes, Goopta, I'd like to be bronzed.'

Here we are, living the great American novel, and there's no one to write it down for us.

The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath