Nirvana Dreamer T-Shirts

'Do you ever get the feeling that true inner peace is more darn trouble than it's worth?'

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Little Princess.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Sleeping Beauty

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

"Define fair."

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Zorro as a child.

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

Angel Music

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."