Nirvana T-Shirts

"You shouldn't try for enlightenment if you are pregnant or may become pregnant."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

The Meaning of Life/Tax Avoidance Advice.

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

The Hummingbird

'I just found out that our credit union is illusory!'

'This looks like the work of a surreal killer.'

'Yes, I know the Meaning of Life, but I've decided to franchise it!'

Olive Branch

'When the time comes, Goopta, I'd like to be bronzed.'

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

Hipsters knit their beards.

Be the grass...

'Egomania, you say? How on earth did you diagnose me so quickly?'

'Do you ever get the feeling that true inner peace is more darn trouble than it's worth?'

"It sure is -- It took me three reincarnations, to get UP here."

"Nana" Technology

"Ugh, RMSNP, Dad. Read Me Some Narnia Please."

Late Night Buddha Call.

C S Lewis

'That's right. I took all your money and didn't teach you a darn thing -- enlightening, isn't it?'

"Welcome to my youtube channel, today I will show you how to photoshop your body so it looks just like mine..."