Modern Nomads Gifts

The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.

The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'Not that net!'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Evolution.

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

The World Wide Web.

WiFi Signals

Cellphone Islands

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"Now you can send it."

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Computer monitor for a head.

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'