Modern Nomads Gifts

The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.

The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'Not that net!'

Evolution.

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

WiFi Signals

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Cellphone Islands

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

The World Wide Web.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"Now you can send it."

Computer monitor for a head.

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."