World Nomad Gifts

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'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Evolution.

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

The World Wide Web.

WiFi Signals

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Cellphone Islands

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"Now you can send it."

Computer monitor for a head.

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

'To cut back on traveling expenses, we're going to start sending you out as an e-mail attachment.'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"