Global Nomad Gifts

'I'm able to live the American dream by getting paid in Euros, running my business form an offshore tax haven and getting European style universal health care.'

"Well, when did you get back to the Big Town?"

Airplane food

'Somehow my job stayed home and I'm on my way to China...'

"I emigrated from India for a better life. Now my job is being outsourced back to India!"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'Not that net!'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Evolution.

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Cellphone Islands

WiFi Signals

The World Wide Web.

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"Now you can send it."

Computer monitor for a head.

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'