Modern Nomad Gifts

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

'Sure, I still have my cell phone, but any calls from here will have roving charges.'

'Shane! Shane! Come back! Shane...You forgot your phone charger!'

"Ahh, nothing like getting back to nature."

"Hi it's me. I'm on a camel train."

'I hear a still, small voice crying in the wilderness.'

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

'No, I can't get you a reference from my last employer - he's been dead twenty eight years.'

'I'm on the train.'

Campground Wi-fi.

'To find young prey Dad, forget the waterholes, stake out the WIFI hot spots...'

There is bliss. And then there is pure bliss.

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Evolution.

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Cellphone Islands

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

WiFi Signals

The World Wide Web.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Computer monitor for a head.

"Now you can send it."

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'