Modern Nomad Gifts

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

'Sure, I still have my cell phone, but any calls from here will have roving charges.'

'Shane! Shane! Come back! Shane...You forgot your phone charger!'

"Ahh, nothing like getting back to nature."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"Hi it's me. I'm on a camel train."

'I hear a still, small voice crying in the wilderness.'

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

'No, I can't get you a reference from my last employer - he's been dead twenty eight years.'

'I'm on the train.'

Campground Wi-fi.

'To find young prey Dad, forget the waterholes, stake out the WIFI hot spots...'

There is bliss. And then there is pure bliss.

Tarzan mobile phone

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Evolution.

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

WiFi Signals

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

The World Wide Web.

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Cellphone Islands

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."