Urban Nomad Gifts

'This next song is about how dreams really can come true.'

"I could't make it here, so I'm going to try Boston."

'So when are we going to hit this 'open road' you're always talking about?'

Room for Rent - Must like travelling.

Urban Life.

Somewhere In France... The Louvre turns out to be just another metro station.

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Evolution.

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Cellphone Islands

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

WiFi Signals

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

The World Wide Web.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"Now you can send it."

Push for Disco...

Computer monitor for a head.

Serenading

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."