Urban Nomad Gifts

Man driving his desk along a street.

'This next song is about how dreams really can come true.'

"I could't make it here, so I'm going to try Boston."

'So when are we going to hit this 'open road' you're always talking about?'

Room for Rent - Must like travelling.

Urban Life.

Somewhere In France... The Louvre turns out to be just another metro station.

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Evolution.

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Cellphone Islands

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

The World Wide Web.

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

WiFi Signals

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Serenading