Ninja Turtle Fan Gifts

Journey to the Land of Enchantment

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Turtle Trailer Court

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

Well, the doctor said you have to wear it until you stop biting your stitches.

"We haven't danced in ages."

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

Ike and Tina Turtle.

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

Tortoises breakdancing

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

"I only see the tech guru and the financial wizard. No sign of the systems ninja."

'I'm going to be a little late.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

"Hey, no kidding! I prefer slow dancing, too!"