Ninja Turtle Fan Pillows

Journey to the Land of Enchantment

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"We haven't danced in ages."

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Ike and Tina Turtle.

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

Tortoises breakdancing

"I only see the tech guru and the financial wizard. No sign of the systems ninja."

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Turtle Home

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'