Ninja Fan Pillows

Martial arts man breaks chair when sitting down.

Ninja.

'You chickened out of much-needed surgery. Now we're forced to perform an invasive procedure.'

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

Oh, don't worry about my husband — he's out of town on his silly ninja business.

'Look, you can only do so much!'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Superheroes take a selfie

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

'I'd like to return this, please.'

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

Stonehenge Explained

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Seven

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

"Which one's yours?"

Atomic Bear: Part 13

Atomic Bear: Part 14

Fearless Frog Part 12

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

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