Quirky Turtle Fan Pillows

Turtle with Aerial.

"Cat box"

Fly Football

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'Pray for me.'

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

The Running of the Brie

Phoenix

Double Saxophone

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

Antler Buzzers.

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

The next damn Batman.

Flying in Formation.

"I could do that."

Oreolas

A Nursery Rhyme From The American Psychiatric Society

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

Flower Painting

Beachy Hair

Fat Kid 32- Sucks the eyes out of his tortoise

'How's the egg?' '.Turtle crawls out'

"Something tells me this isn't the 'Good Cop'."

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

Snake liposuction.

During our summer breaks, hungry photocopiers from across the nation migrate to the richer feeding grounds of Pulp & Paper Mill country.