Cheeky Turtle Fan Pillows

I told you skinnydipping was a bad idea.

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Turtle Trailer Court

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

Well, the doctor said you have to wear it until you stop biting your stitches.

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

Ike and Tina Turtle.

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

"We haven't danced in ages."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

Tortoises breakdancing

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

'I'm going to be a little late.'

"Hey, no kidding! I prefer slow dancing, too!"

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

Turtle Home

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

'Don't worry Darling, they're scientists'

"My doctor told me to get more exercise by walking a pet, but he didn't specify it had to be a dog."