Cheeky Cartoon Fan Pillows

"Ogling you? Of course we're ogling you!"

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'And we have an employee wellness program. By not offering health insurance or sick pay, we encourage wellness.'

"Do you do much walking?"

Elephant ass selfie.

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

Santa's Helpers

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'The dog won't eat my homework.'

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"I think he just ashed on me."

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"You may have heard some very slanderous rumours about this company."