Cheeky Cartoon Fan Pillows

"Ogling you? Of course we're ogling you!"

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

Social Distancing Club

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

'And we have an employee wellness program. By not offering health insurance or sick pay, we encourage wellness.'

"Do you do much walking?"

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

Elephant ass selfie.

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

Santa's Helpers

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'The dog won't eat my homework.'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"Word has it Earthlings have been using some of our people for cruel scientific experiments."

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"I think he just ashed on me."

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor