Cheeky Comic Lover Pillows

The King's New Robes.

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

Elephant ass selfie.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'We're very proud of our little Charlie. His reading is far in advance of his chronological age....'

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

'Going up?'

'You had me at hell.'

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"It's an agreeable little wine."

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

The Height of Impudence.

'What do you mean, you want a divorce?'

'After twenty years in this business, the nuttiness starts to rub off a little.'

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

Library - Cats for Dummies.

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

"So for you being buried alive was largely a negative experience?"

Cupid Shoots at Open Heart Surgery.

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

Keister Island.

"No, really. . . you'd be amazed at the number of my patients with the same hallucination!"

The Living End.

"I'm from the future and, yes, we are still carrying around those little water bottles."

Easter Island