Cheeky Cartoon Enthusiast Pillows

"Should we agree on a safe word?"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Elephant ass selfie.

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

God Bless America, God Help Syria

"I think he just ashed on me."

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

Cat being licked by plant.

NHS Suicide Counselling

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Jim Jr. never felt like he fit in with the rest of his family.

Minister's File

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

"We can't have Single Payer - what will people do without claim denials and endless hoops to jump through?"

"See that guy over there? Used to be a real headliner."

"Be careful of what you say. The CEO is listening in."

"...and I can assure you that our price increases will be more competitive than those of other providers."

The Height of Impudence.

Battery Farm Housing

We're going to have to let you go. Your job's been outsourced to a teenager with a laptop in India.

The King's New Robes.

"I'm starting to miss his begging."

Innovation department.

Misread medical policy.

'Professor Luftkopf is really something -- he got a $300,000 Federal grant to figure out how to program his VCR.'

Another myth dispelled.

'This is the first hydrochloric factory to run on wind power'