Cheeky Cartoon Enthusiast Pillows

"Should we agree on a safe word?"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Elephant ass selfie.

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

"I think he just ashed on me."

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

God Bless America, God Help Syria

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

In Which the CEO Takes a Meeting with His Pet Senator

Cat being licked by plant.

NHS Suicide Counselling

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

Jim Jr. never felt like he fit in with the rest of his family.

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"Be careful of what you say. The CEO is listening in."

Feet Off the Ground

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

"See that guy over there? Used to be a real headliner."

The Jeremy Corbyn Smear-Athon

"We can't have Single Payer - what will people do without claim denials and endless hoops to jump through?"

Minister's File

"...and I can assure you that our price increases will be more competitive than those of other providers."

The Height of Impudence.

The King's New Robes.

We're going to have to let you go. Your job's been outsourced to a teenager with a laptop in India.

Battery Farm Housing

"I'm starting to miss his begging."

Innovation department.

Misread medical policy.

"And what exactly is it about my coaching style you find so 'intimidating'?"

'Professor Luftkopf is really something -- he got a $300,000 Federal grant to figure out how to program his VCR.'

Another myth dispelled.