Cheeky Comic Lover Gifts

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

The King's New Robes.

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

Elephant ass selfie.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

'We're very proud of our little Charlie. His reading is far in advance of his chronological age....'

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

'Going up?'

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

'You had me at hell.'

"It's an agreeable little wine."

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

The Height of Impudence.

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

Library - Cats for Dummies.

"So for you being buried alive was largely a negative experience?"

'After twenty years in this business, the nuttiness starts to rub off a little.'

'What do you mean, you want a divorce?'

Cupid Shoots at Open Heart Surgery.

"Hi, I'm Kevin and I'll be your server tonight...but I guess you already knew that!"

"I'm from the future and, yes, we are still carrying around those little water bottles."

Easter Island

Methuselah shoots his age.

"No, really. . . you'd be amazed at the number of my patients with the same hallucination!"

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'