Sea Turtle Fan Gifts

'I'm sorry, but I just can't handle you being out at sea for so long.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Lazy Octopus

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Neptune

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

Fresh fish

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

'My horoscope said I would be taking a long trip today.'

"I've finished the press statement about the kraken."

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'

'Check it out: I can look you in the eyes!'