Festive Turtle Fan Gifts

"This is the last time I get a Christmas tree. Every time I move, it tickles."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Santa does a keg stand.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"I love these old decorations!"

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

Meet Santa's entourage

Person carrying balloons and plants.

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'Grrrr....'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

Ring those Christmas bells!

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

Funky Facts: Turtles.

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

'How's the egg?' '.Turtle crawls out'

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

'He's never been the same since he came out of his shell.'

Turtle to counselor: 'If you don't mind I won't lay on my back.'

"I just installed a home security monitor."

'Sorry son, I bought you an ice-cream at the corner shop, but it melted on the way home...'

"Dude, last night was nuts."

Fight against theft of endangered species

A turtle is pulling a shell as a camper

Christmas reunions!