Festive Turtle Fan Prints

"This is the last time I get a Christmas tree. Every time I move, it tickles."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Turtle Trailer Court

Santa does a keg stand.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"I love these old decorations!"

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

Meet Santa's entourage

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'Grrrr....'

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

'How's the egg?' '.Turtle crawls out'

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

Funky Facts: Turtles.

Ring those Christmas bells!

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

'He's never been the same since he came out of his shell.'

Turtle to counselor: 'If you don't mind I won't lay on my back.'

Psychaitry. Are you sure lying on my back is the best way to address my feelings of helplessness?

"I just installed a home security monitor."

'Sorry son, I bought you an ice-cream at the corner shop, but it melted on the way home...'

Fight against theft of endangered species

Cat at the piano

A turtle is pulling a shell as a camper