Turtle Fan Prints

'Don't worry. I've got your back.'

'First, you've got to learn to slow down...'

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

"Nice shell!"

"Tell him I'm not in."

"In my opinion, the best invention was the TV-remote: It used to take me ages to change channel when I had to walk from the couch to the TV..."

"So, have you been in for six months, years or decades?"

'That was a scary movie, wasn't it?'

Turtle bumps turtle: 'WHIPLASH!'

'How's the egg?' '.Turtle crawls out'

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

'Found you again. You know, we may want to consider hiding somewhere other than our shells when playing 'Hide-And-Seek'. Just sayin...'

'I always wash it before applying the turtle wax.'

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Nuts to you, too."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

Tiger Costume

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Baby squirrel & Berries

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

Ike and Tina Turtle.

"We haven't danced in ages."

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

'Grrrr....'