Sea Critter Fan Gifts

'Only one arm rest? Sheesh! Airlines are getting so cheap!'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Lazy Octopus

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Neptune

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Leak in the fish tank.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

I told you we were late!

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Shark infested custard!

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'