Sea Critter Fan Prints

'Only one arm rest? Sheesh! Airlines are getting so cheap!'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Lazy Octopus

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

Neptune

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Leak in the fish tank.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

Shark infested custard!

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'