Nightwatchman Gifts

Security Guard.

Bowled over again!

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Privacy - Surveillance

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

Aliens and Environmentalists

"It's running five minutes fast."

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

The bailout.

Automation of Security

"I wouldn't have any trouble staying awake. I just came out of hibernation."

Glimpses One Dollar

Strike 3! 'Dammit - all I can think about is that $5,350,000!'

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

"You're late."

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'Yes, there are a lot of stars, Son. Not as many as there are equity mutual funds, but a lot, nonetheless.'

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

Keeping Time

'When the moon is full and you turn into a warewolf, you're a fantastic lover!'

Spiv

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

All this week! 1 extra hour with every clock purchased.

Dickens' Counterfeit Rolex.

"I'm leaving you. I would have told you earlier but the time just never seemed right."

'Maybe we can rob Peter AND Paul.'

"We're from Neighborhood Watch. We'd like to see some I.D."

Alien Mount Rushmore

'It's called a digital watch.'

"...and if I press this button..."

J. Parry Clockmaker

Charles Dickens Watch Shop. Here they only sell the hightest-quality watches and very shoddy watches. The best of times, the worst of times.