Whisker Watchman Gifts

'At ease.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Cat Reunion

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

Cat has birds on whiskers,

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"I hate it..."

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

Automation of Security

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

Puppy and Kitten.