Whisker Watchman Gifts

'At ease.'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Cat Reunion

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

Cat has birds on whiskers,

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"I hate it..."

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

Automation of Security

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!