Whisker Watcher Gifts

"It get it – you're hungry."

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

"I wouldn't if I were you!"

"Oh look, my cat followed me to work."

'I thought this was going to be a documentary about animal cruelty.'

That's no way to speak to a pedigree cat!

Cat has birds on whiskers,

"You know you're getting old when you start getting nose whiskers."

"Yes, I did use your credit card to pay for a computer and phone. Just how long did you expect that ball of yarn to entertain me."

"Isn't that cute? She bought herself a little stool to sit on and watch us shred her chairs!"

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Cat Reunion

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"I hate it..."

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

Cat Lover's Leap.