Night Watchman Gifts

'I can't sleep at night because of this tooth0.' - 'Get a job as a night watchman.'

"I wouldn't have any trouble staying awake. I just came out of hibernation."

Sleep clinic night watchman.

Mr. Haredale's lonely watch

Costcutting at Yomp, Inc: Winter night watchman.

Night Wash man.

'I can't sleep at night, toothache.' 'Be a night watchman.'

Check in with security: 'This 3-legged chair keeps me alert.'

"Get off that couch, young man. You're not going to find a job watching TV."

If you love attention, this will be your kind of week!

"Yikes! You scared me. Don't ever sneak up on me like that again!"

Night Watchman

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

The modern generation!

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

The bailout.

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Automation of Security

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

'Please Pass the Moon Tan Lotion.'

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

'...and so begins the generation gap.'

'When the moon is full and you turn into a warewolf, you're a fantastic lover!'

"We're from Neighborhood Watch. We'd like to see some I.D."

'I'm warning you, don't come any closer! I'm fully charged with static electricity!'

Thinking about TV.

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

"Actually, I'm just the night manager here."

A call to save energy, based loosely on the style of second world war posters