Night Guard Gifts

Thinking about TV.

Museum of Natural History.

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

High security Santa's grotto

'Where was the TSA?'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

dog vs UFO...

"I need to know who started it."

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Moulin Rouge Security

Slow Night

"I'll take this one."

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Scarecrows guarding a field

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

Night-shift entrance

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Watchdog on Holiday

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

The Smell of Fear

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'