Night Guard Gifts

Thinking about TV.

Museum of Natural History.

High security Santa's grotto

'Where was the TSA?'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

dog vs UFO...

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"I need to know who started it."

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

Moulin Rouge Security

"I'll take this one."

Slow Night

Scarecrows guarding a field

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

Night-shift entrance

The Smell of Fear

Watchdog on Holiday

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.