Nighttime Pet Guardian Gifts

'My life is worse than yours' (24 hour pet supplies)

Cats on Board.

Christmas Pets

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Who gets up when the babies cries at night? The whole street!'

A day in the life of a dog.

Take You Home

'... I couldn't remember if I had switched off the light!'

'Not only is he cute and smart but he's had all his shots too.'

"No not the puppy please"

'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

"Try to act scared...he thinks he's a Rottweiler!"

"Don't push her off! Can't you see she's exhausted?"

"The best way, son, is to bury your bones in airtight containers: it will keep them clean and fresh..."

Thinking about TV.

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

"We've been sent a few army vets to help with the culling"

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

"…Ok, tough guy, see this scar? Prius hit me—didn’t even hear it coming." "I got that beat. Right here: three-year-old woke me from a nap with a fork."

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

'Don't! It's one of my dad's furballs!'

'Oh, great! And we don't have any dry insurance!'

Welcome to the Society of Veterinarians Who Have Spayed Tomcats!'

A pet cage wrapped in chains make the other customers in the waiting room nervous,

Museum of Natural History.

"Please make it snow tonight. Karen Garvin wants me to be her valentine."

"No, the sign doesn't refer to the puppy. Fang, is standing right behind you."

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a cat. Why do you ask?"

'Fluffy got lost in his cat condo!'

'It's over there behind the...'

Dog Funerals.