Nightwatchman Mugs

Security Guard.

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Privacy - Surveillance

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

Aliens and Environmentalists

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

"It's running five minutes fast."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

The bailout.

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

Automation of Security

"I wouldn't have any trouble staying awake. I just came out of hibernation."

Strike 3! 'Dammit - all I can think about is that $5,350,000!'

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

"You're late."

Glimpses One Dollar

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'Yes, there are a lot of stars, Son. Not as many as there are equity mutual funds, but a lot, nonetheless.'

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

Spiv

Keeping Time

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

'When the moon is full and you turn into a warewolf, you're a fantastic lover!'

All this week! 1 extra hour with every clock purchased.

Dickens' Counterfeit Rolex.

"I'm leaving you. I would have told you earlier but the time just never seemed right."

"We're from Neighborhood Watch. We'd like to see some I.D."

'Maybe we can rob Peter AND Paul.'

J. Parry Clockmaker

"...and if I press this button..."

'It's called a digital watch.'

Cuckoo flying out of its clock.