Nightlife Philosopher Gifts

Siggy

Night club has an old man sat in a chill out room.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

I could have danced all night!

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"The overthinker"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

Bryan Ferry

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Dancing at the Clubs.

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'Fried chickens.'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

Dance.

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Clubbing

"Why so grim, handsome?"

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

The Walk of Shame