Nightcap Novice Gifts

"But at the end of the day, Larry, I like a nightcap."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"First time pruning?"

"The desktop skills test was a little worrying,56% couldn't manage 'Word' 75% were confused by 'Excel' and 43% wanted to know what channel 'Eastenders' was on."

Today we learned to count to one.

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

"I've been promoted from barbarian pillager to management. Do you know how to tie a neck tie?"

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

"Still no offers - sometimes I think I'm the only one using this site."

"Triple whammy."

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

'Our church funds seem to be in the computer cloud of unknowing.'

'I'd join Twitter, but I'm worried I'll make a hash of it.'

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

'You must be the new guy! welcome to riding club buddy!'

"Yes! I'm THE Britney Spears... I was named 'Britney Spears' first so that makes me THE the."

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'You may well, Ms. Ferris, one day write a 'Fifty Shades of Grey' bonkbuster, but today your account is one shade of red.'

I really hope the agent likes my submission... - '' - 'This is perfect.' - '' - 'Absolutley perfect.'

"Of course he's not our son. You wanted me to change the baby, didn't you?"

"I've discovered I don't have a head for figures."

All dressed up and nowhere to hide.

'Let's face it,Edgar.you and mother nature don't have anything in common.'

"It's not what you know, it's who you know." "Either way, I'm starting from scratch."

If I learn how to write Roman Numerals, will that help me write computer code?

"Well, you call it note-passing and whispering. We call it networking."

"Your lessons on crypto and NFT's. . . priceless!"

My gran's on facebook!