Nightcap Aficionado Gifts

Two upper class gentlemen discussing drinking fountains

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Balancing two espresso martinis

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

7 Dwarves of Retirement

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

Dog phrenology

"You lack spontaniety."

Portrait of a Lady

The four housemen of procrastination

Champagne

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

Catman

"Mush on."

The next step in executive efficiency - Microsoft PowerNap.

'What good is having 9-lives if you're going to sleep through them all?'

'Maybe putting 'Sleep 20 Hours A Day' first on the list wasn't such a good idea.'

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

"Thank you, Sir."

Danger Noodle tho bored

"And then one day someone filled the coffee maker with decaf coffee."

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

'I'm married to my job, and now it wants a trial separation!'

E-Z Livin'

Bad news...we're running out of ice.

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

Cat Day Planner.

David Letterman