Nightcap Enjoyer Gifts

Night-cap

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Balancing two espresso martinis

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

7 Dwarves of Retirement

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

Dog phrenology

Portrait of a Lady

The four housemen of procrastination

Catman

O Christmas Tea

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

"Mush on."

The next step in executive efficiency - Microsoft PowerNap.

'Maybe putting 'Sleep 20 Hours A Day' first on the list wasn't such a good idea.'

'What good is having 9-lives if you're going to sleep through them all?'

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

Danger Noodle tho bored

"And then one day someone filled the coffee maker with decaf coffee."

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

E-Z Livin'

Bad news...we're running out of ice.

Cat Day Planner.

Where the wild things aren't.

I got a throw blanket and a throw pillow to accent my throw cat and throw husband.

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

Cat Dreams.

'Naptime is over. Let's break for lunch.'

'Would you like seating in snoring or non-snoring?'