Nightcap Lover Gifts

Glen Buggerit.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Pyjama party

Bryan Ferry

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

So that's it? I've tweeted a risque photo of my bicep. What happens next? We wait for the outpouring. I'm ready. Bring on the outrage. C'mon media! Let's hear your disgust that some old man would brazenly send such a lascivious photo. Then, with the world looking at me, I'll astound them with my idea of a universal health care system! Wait. Wait. Not yet. it's time for my first nap of the day. Can we do this later? What? Zzzzz. Best way for this to end.

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

"I met my husband at a wedding. Everyone said he was the best man."

"Nap time."

Tired Woods

Cat to second cat: 'I need you to sign a pre-nap.'

'Marvin, you fell asleep in the hot tub again.'

"Papi, this says laughter de-stresses the entire body!"

"And now to check the patient's reflexes."

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

"Phelps gives new meaning to the term 'early retirement'."

'Wake up, Mr. Granger, the doctor will see you about your insomnia now.'

"Charley horse! Charley horse! Charley horse! Charleee!!"

Sacrlet harlot.

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

"One coping mechanism I suggest to deal with uncertain times is to eat as much as you can, gain a lot of weight, and then go have a nap for six months or so."

'I noticed there was nothing in the employee handbook about snacks, naps, or pet's birthdays.'

"When everyone gets a pillow you may start your presentation."

'He likes to rest before he gets tired.'

'Compliments of the gentleman at the end of the bar.'

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."