Night Cream Aficionado Gifts

'She used too much skin cream and slipped out of bed.'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Ice Cream Surgeon

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"Too much sugar."

Pi Ala Mode.

Freshest ice cream in town!

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Bubble gum leaves

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Ice Cream Dreams.

Banana Split Personality

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

When I walk as part of my fitness plan I feel a new, great appreciation for all humanity! That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. It's so hot and humid nobody's around today. Magnificent desolation! Do you think you'll stick with your diet? Failure is not an otion. Look! An ice cream truck! On the moon I'd weigh 41 pounds and could eat ice cream all day! Houston we have a problem!

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

'I'm not spoiled - I always smell like this.'

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

"Do you want to talk about it?"

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy