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'She used too much skin cream and slipped out of bed.'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Ice Cream Surgeon

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"Too much sugar."

Pi Ala Mode.

Freshest ice cream in town!

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Banana Split Personality

Bubble gum leaves

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Ice Cream Dreams.

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

'I'm not spoiled - I always smell like this.'

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

"Do you want to talk about it?"

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

'What kind of filling would you like?'