Nfl Skeptic Gifts

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"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

"Misery, torment, N.Y. football"

"This is the little league. You can't negotiate a signing bonus"

"How do you know he was offsides? How do you know anything? Isn’t it possible this is all a dream?!"

"Well, really, there's nothing that would stop us from actually working. It's just tradition that has us drones lazing around."

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

"He always get emotional when th super bow;'s on and the end of football season is finally here..."

"It's simple, really. You're a team member when you want something. You're an employee when I want something."

"Eh? What? Eh? I'm sorry, I dozed off during all that cross-field and back passing."

"I hate golf. There's something unnatural about a game where the lowest score wins."

'Big deal. I could win every race too, if I used performance-enhancing sugar.'

"I'm binge ignoring everything you're binge watching."

A couple of muskrats talk: 'Frankly, I've had it with hockey.'

"What kind of idiot gets suckered into something like that?"

'Amazing! You're the first patient I've ever met who gets blisters on his feet and pain in his back just by thinking of sport!'

Lonely Trump Rally in Tulsa

'Here! Call the contractor. I don't want to hear any nonsense about goals, or touchdowns, or baskets. I want to see shovels! Lots and lots of shovels!'

'I said I was bored, not unconscious.'

"Now isn’t this better than that silly Super Bowl game?"

'I'm using my eyes, how are you looking at it?'

'I can't decide which I'm least excited about...the royal wedding or the Olympics.'

'Crickets? I mean cricket?'

'...You've got no game.'

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

"Personally, I liked this place better before it became a sports bar."

"In a blinding flash, Norman suddenly realises the mind-numbing boredom and utter futility of the sport that is called golf..."

"Why do you like playing Bingo so much, Tia Carmen?"

'Look - decide. Are you going to launch an attack on tradition, or make a few bob?'

"There's no need to be alarmed, Mr McNulty. It's quite normal for some boys to show no interest in football."